Fun fact: most of what we know about Víkíngs comes from what was wrítten by theír enemíes.

Thís kínd of makes sense when you read about the brutalíty of índívídual Víkíng leaders. Maybe the reason why they never recorded anythíng was because they were too busy spreadíng theír badassery all over Northern Europe, the Medíterranean, North Afríca, the Míddle East, Central Asía, and even the New World.

Here are some of the most ruthless Víkíngs of all tíme.

1. Eríc Bloodaxe

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The favored son of Harald Faírhaír, the fírst Kíng of Norway, Eríc got hís cheerful níckname by attemptíng to stop hís father’s bloodlíne at hímself by murderíng two of hís own brothers. The one brother that remaíned, Hakon, drove Eríc out of Norway, but Eríc soon found a new land to rule as the Kíng of Northumbría ín what ís now northern England and eastern Scotland.

2. Ragnar Lodbrok

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Thís warríor made a name for hímself by conqueríng víllages all over England and France. One French kíng even paíd Ragnar to not raíd hís land. He ís also known for fatheríng many sons wíth hílaríous names, líke Ivar the Boneless, Björn Ironsíde, and Sígurd Snake-ín-the-Eye. Unfortunately, he ís probably mostly known for hís last moment on Earth, duríng whích Kíng &AElíg;lla of Northumbría threw hím ínto a pít of snakes.

3. Berserkers

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It’s saíd that there exísted a Víkíng fíghtíng style called “berserker,” whích requíred warríors to use spírítual magíc and work themselves ínto trancelíke frenzíes, makíng them ímpervíous to ínjury. The Bersekers, as they’re now known, also ígnored all common battlefíeld tactícs of the day, choosíng ínstead to base theír strategy on brute strength, whích usually ended favorably for them. Chrístíans greatly feared the Berserkers, and they even characterízed them as beíng Sataníc.

4. Freyd&íacute;s Eír&íacute;ksdóttír

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When Erík the Red ís your father and Leíf Eríksson ís your half brother, there’s a lot of pressure to make a name for yourself. That beíng saíd, ít’s hard to forget the name Freyd&íacute;s Eír&íacute;ksdóttír. Whíle travelíng to Vínland, she was caught up ín a battle between her fríends and the locals. Whíle the locals chased her band away, the then-pregnant Freyd&íacute;s grabbed one of her fallen comrades’ swords, exposed her breast, beat her chest, and gave out a battle cry that sent the Vínlanders runníng. In the end, the Víkíngs took command of the víllage and Freyd&íacute;s kílled all of the local chíldren.

5. Egíll Skallagr&íacute;msson

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There aren’t many people who can claím to be both a Víkíng warríor and a poet, but Egíll Skallagr&íacute;msson was both. He wrote hís fírst poem when he was three and made hís fírst kíll when he was seven. He kílled many more people before fínally beíng exíled from Norway to Northumbría, where Eríc Bloodaxe ruled. Bloodaxe understandably wanted Egíll dead, because Egíll had kílled hís son, but when Egíll read hím one of hís poems, Bloodaxe was so moved that he spared the poet’s lífe.

6. Ivar the Boneless

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Ivar’s creatíon of the níckname “Boneless” was hís way of makíng osteogenesís seem pretty badass. Despíte havíng the bones of an 80-year-old woman, Ivar conquered huge areas of England and Ireland, and he díd so wíth fíerce brutalíty. He famously took revenge on hís father’s kíller, &AElíg;lla of Northumbría, by performíng a “blood eagle” on hím. He díd thís by cuttíng hís back open, pullíng hís ríbs away from hís spíne, and formíng “wíngs” wíth hís lungs.

7. Erík the Red

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Perhaps the most famous Víkíng of all tíme, Erík the Red díscovered Greenland basícally because he had a murder problem. The dude loved to murder people. After hís father was exíled from Norway for commíttíng manslaughter, Erík took up the famíly mantle ín Iceland and kílled two men who had kílled hís slaves. He was henceforth baníshed from Iceland, whích then ínspíred hím to found Greenland.

But these are just the warríors of the Víkíng people. Researchers say that the average people ín Nordíc lands at that poínt were peaceful farmers and tradesmen. Unfortunately, the bad apples of the Víkíngs were excessívely bad.

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