My brother and I definitely had our ups and downs while we were growing up, but I was never quite as inventive in my ploys to undermine him as this hilarious little girl. She actually presents a pretty solid case for getting rid of her little bro after she and her dad agree that he’s simply too silly.
The solution: sell him to a pet store. Don’t worry, folks. She has a plan for buying him back, too. (If there’s any money left after investing in a toy owl for herself, that is.)
This definitely isn’t the first time she’s thought about selling her brother. Hey, toy owls don’t come cheap, you know.